This is a sarcastic post (meant to be). If some of you is going to take it seriously, then two words for you…… Don’t do! 😀
How many of you have traveled on an Express way? The one with 8 lanes or more, connecting two cities for an extended distance. Raise your hands, will you?
OK, if you have raised your hands, lets go to the second question. How many of you drive on the fast lane of the Express way often? The fast lane is one near the center divider, which has the street lights and some road furniture. Raise your hands again.
Moving on to the third and final question, if you have a raised both your hands for both the questions. What speed do you drive on the fast lane? Grrrr! Is it way below the speed limit, or at least close to the speed limit? If you didn’t raise your hands for this one and raised your hands twice for the previous question, let me refresh your memory with a traffic lesson.
‘Driving fast in a slow lane is as fatal as driving slow in a fast lane.’ On the first day of my theory classes, I was enlightened by the trainer who probably doesn’t follow any traffic rules in real life. But still people cease to understand that the fast lanes are for driving exactly at the permissible speed limit or a bit over it. I was pondering in Whatsapp group along with my other friends on what could be the possible reason for all the people or their cars to fall in love with the fast lane. Are they giving away free cheese sandwiches in that lane? Not that I know of a technology that can shove a sandwich up the drivers throat when he is at a 140. If that is not the case then, is there a permanent magnet or something that pulls the tires towards the fast lane?
Then why people, why? Why do you drive at an 80 in a lane meant to be driven at a 140? Do you not know that there are people waiting behind you. Some of their children are just about to be eaten by crocodiles which escaped the near-by zoo after eating the zoo warden and those young children need to be saved, some of their mother-in-law’s are suffering from gastric problems and if the medicine is not delivered in time then the night would be wasted fighting a household battle and some other people like me who swear by the name of God that I will never let those horses loose yet end up doing so in the motorway cos some stupid car just cut my lane and I want to teach him a lesson by making him feel miserable by tailgating him, flashing at him continously and making him move to the other lane.
The world is full of problems and you ought to help others solve their problems. At least leave way for them to solve their own problems.
Now I/we (my friends) is/are not one of those who just points out a problem and leaves it there. We can provide our own solutions to the mass and govt., you see 😀
- Provide free availability of our most necessary basic requirement aka WiFi and limit it to the slowest lane only. Let people swarm in the slow lane like fire flies.
- Build wax statues of swim-suit models (both men and women) near the pavement next to the slowest lane. These people travelling at slow speed can take all their sweet time in the world to enjoy the wax statues.
- Allow cars to be installed with machine gun turrets and see the difference. I don’t even want to talk about this one.
- Last but not the least, drive at a 140 in a slow lane and you most probably might not encounter any traffic because everyone is already in the fast lane.
With that rather useful bombshell, it’s time to wind up this bs. Good night!